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This entry was posted on 8/30/2007 9:56 AM and is filed under Humor.
This joke was stolen from the Adam Smith Institute Blog. I have no shame. *****************************************************************
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob.
They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for
a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a
nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady of the house if they
could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's attorney.
He went to see his friend Bob and said, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and have sex with her?"
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
